Hipster Dogs In Sleeping Bags

First, I would like to apologize for the seeming incoherence of the last post. I was mostly asleep. I was mostly asleep and watching “Pirates of the Caribbean” and wishing I was Zoe Saldana. Can you get much more fierce, fit, fab, and fun?

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If I looked like that, I’d never wear anything more than a bra, panties, and a smile. That may get cold, but I can always move.

Right now I am watching David Gregory on the “Today Show” look like a TOTAL douche about wine. Let me let you in on a little tip, you can only talk about wine like a sommelier IF you are a sommelier. My cousin, IS a master sommelier (apparently, that is REALLY hard to get. I am a master wino, it’s a little different and very easily achievable.) anyways, he IS a sommelier/chef and I start to do my grocery list or picture him in “Sideways” while he’s talking about wine. (You’re still my main wine homeslice, Tom.) Right now, David Gregory has a corduroy jacket over an ed hardy tee shirt in my head. OH BUT IF I ONLY KNEW HOW TO PHOTOSHOP!!

So in order to complete my transformation into the thing I am annoyed with the most; hipsters, I have developed a pigs in the blanket recipe for your holiday needs. It’s good. I suggest eating them while listening to Architecture in Helsinki or Sigur Ros, and while wearing your favorite pair of Warby Parker glasses. (SHIT! I just got my husband a pair! DAMN YOU!!!)

Anyways. They are fab. They are delightful. They are Chicago style pigs in a blanket. You’re welcome, hipsters.

Hipster Dogs in Sleeping Bags

Chicago Style Pigs in a Blanket
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What Goes In?

  • 1 roll crescent rolls
  • mini hot dogs aka lil' smokies
  • pepper jack cheese
  • mini dill pickles
  • celery salt
  • poppyseeds-optional
  • egg for egg wash

Avengers, Assemble!

  1. Preheat oven to 375F
  2. unfurl crescent rolls and cut each in half lengthwise
  3. cut pepperjack cheese into tiny logs to fit the smokies
  4. cut each cornichon in half lengthwise
  5. place a smoky, a cheese log, and a pickle on the halfed crescent roll
  6. sprinkle each with celery salt
  7. roll up the bundle and brush with egg wash
  8. sprinkle with poppyseeds
  9. optional-gild the lilly, add a hot pepper
  10. go crazy- dip it into sour cream omg.
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