I woke up earlier than usual this morning thanks to having this in my face at the break of dawn.
She was apparently feeling very neglected. It turns out she didn’t want to play with me at all, she wanted to play with them.Since having my ladyflower exposed, ripped open, and had creatures emerge from it, not unlike Ellen Ripley, I am chopped liver. I am invisible next to the fun, cute, food dropping machines. LAME. I make THAT FOOD, BROWNIE!!!
Makes me wish I had one of these.
One more incident of neglect, Brownie and…oh who am I kidding, I wish I knew how to quit you.
Here’s a fitness question for all of you, do you know how to ice skate? I don’t. I can ice fall, ice tumble, ice nearly kill myself but I won’t swell up because I landed on ice, but I don’t skate. I want to. I want to learn because it burns nearly 600 calories an hour and all of the ice skating rinks in nyc serve booze. This might make staying upright more difficult, but I think I’ll care less? Also, I have really been looking for an excuse to break out my bedazzler and unitard and glue some feathers on my ass. I’ll look just like Kristi Yamaguchi.
I’m going to need to put the desserts down so that I can fit into the leopard print leotard complete with tail and tophat. This is hard when you’re on batch 26 of 30 batches. This is even harder when you make lemon cream cheese pound cake. Double hard when you make them into mini loaves. Mini loaves are cuter and instantly make them more delicious.
Pound cake is not healthy unless you are using them as weights. They’re not effective as weights because you’re taking bites out of it. Remember kiddos, sharing is caring.
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Reminder, if you haven’t entered my giveaway, you have until midnight TONIGHT!!!
Do you know how to ice skate?
When was the last time you tried a new fitness activity?
What was it?
Does your cat always look like HE wants to show you his butt?