In this house we love one vegetable more than any other. (Not to be confused with “vagetable” which the bodega by my house apparently sells.)
That VEGetable is broccoli. The captain has written a song about it previously, and when I was with the Peanut in the hospital, he recorded two more versions.
and a more “kick-ass” version for all of the three year old slayer fans out there. He may not be the next Justin Bieber, but he’s certainly better than Nickelback.
You can tell how “hard rock” the cop is by the “Glee” episode playing in the background.
I am going to remind you, he arrests people for.a.living. He also loves show tunes.