Just so you know, the tv show they play in Hell’s waiting room is “The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse”. The hot dog dance is what the demons do to celebrate your entrance. Just so you know.
I may be more on edge than normal because my gym habits are askew, and MY KINDLE IS DEAD. When it happened, I heard a loud, keening noise, and it took me a few minutes to realize that it was coming from me. I felt like someone was parading a pack of puppies in front of me, forcing me to kick each one as they went by. I am now on the hunt for the paperwhite…everyone is sold out.
So, tell me, what do you think of the kindle fire? I can get that one around here, not a PW, and I NEED a new reader. I could use an ipad, but those get stolen on the train every 2 minutes. I NEED a reader.
Ok, back to what I was saying about the gym. As you know, if you’ve spent any time at all reading my blog, you know my routine is of supreme importance to me, the gym being a huge part of my routine. With hurricane bitch-ass Sandy, and my kindle dying, I feel agitated. Numerous studies I’ve read talk about how fitness as a part of a routine, and not a special event, is the way to long-term success. This is most certainly true for me, and the fact that it’s been taken from me, is making me ANGRY. Which in turn is making me feel guilty, because there are people who have lost EVERYTHING, and here I am, whining about the loss of my e-reader, and normal gym hours. I feel like a selfish twat.
Here’s the thing, I know I’m allowed to be angry, but still…so stupid. I get angry that I am angry about my pitiful loss, then I get mad over my guilt, then I get mad because I can’t fix my brain and my depression without my trips to the gym. I get mad that I feel food guilt when I don’t work out as much, and that’s even more ridiculous.
Ok, rant over. New rant. WHY OH WHY can I NOT stop eating feta cheese when I cut it up? Was I Greek in a former life? Was I meant to have a dad who sprays windex on everything? My dad puts Vick’s salve on everything, is it similar? I think both are being used inappropriately.
IT PUTS THE VICKS SALVE ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE WINDEX AGAIN.
That’s ok. There’s feta in this recipe, and no windex or Vicks. There is also dried figs, which was my mother’s idea, and she knows I am eating my words as I type this. I told her that I did NOT think figs and feta went together….they do. Oops.
Fig, Feta, and Phyllo Strata
If spanokopita and baklava had a savory sweet bastard child, this would be it. It would also be awesome and delicious. This recipe isn’t super healthy, but it’s not super bad for you either. I used sheep’s milk feta, and butter, but in general, I could’ve added honey and MORE fat, but didn’t. It could be way worse.
fig, feta, and phyllo strata
Prep Time: 15 minutes
Cook Time: 15 minutes
Keywords: bake appetizer side snack entree kosher
Ingredients (12 servings)
- 6 sheets of phyllo dough
- 1 cup chopped apricots
- 1 cup chopped dried figs
- 1 cup chopped almonds (roasted salted)
- 1/2 cup craisins
- 1 stick butter
- 1/2 cup slivered almonds
- 1 1/4 cup chopped feta
preheat oven to 425F
mix together chopped nuts, craisins, figs, and apricots
lay one sheet of phyllo dough in a 9″-13″ dish, leaving the excess to hang over the side
sprinkle 1/3 feta mix over the dough
place another leaf of dough over the mix, brush melted or browned butter over that sheet, add mix, repeat until done, add another leaf on top, cut in half so that it just covers to the edge, butter between each layer, sprinkle with almonds and bake for 15 minutes
let cool 10 minutes, cut and serve