Taking Barbiturates to Survive the Arena

Currently, I am the worst wife ever. I was supposed to pre-order the ipad for the cop, and I was unable to get through to Apple.com for a few days, so I gave up. Apparently, my poor, poor husband won’t be getting his ipad (and I won’t be getting mine) until April. I guess I’ll … Read more…

Shhh, I have a secret.

I found this book and it creeps me out. Who is on the other line of this “magic telephone?” Santa Claus? Dear Aunt Evis? Creepy pedophile flasher? What was up with books for kids in the 70’s??? Creepy. For real. “Goodnight Moon” is pretty old and there’s this creepy old lady in the kid’s room … Read more…

Curl up with a good book, Planned Parenthood outsearches Real Housewives?

I am a little obsessed with Google Trends, I am always curious as to what others are looking up. Today, for the FIRST TIME EVER I saw Planned Parenthood was outpacing The Real Housewives in searches. Holy Smokes. My aunt Liz has worked for Planned Parenthood for as long as I can remember in different … Read more…