Mr Pink Hates Legos

Let’s talk about smart, shall we? It’s such a loaded word, smart. When you’re little, it’s the word your loving parents throw at you like candy every time you do something remotely clever, like sitting up alone or avoiding bodily harm by dodging legos on the floor as though they’re land mines. –Which, they fucking … Read more…

I’d Rather Make Out With Sherlock than a Chihuahua

There truly aren’t enough pictures of dogs in wigs on the internet. Granted, there are entire tumblrs dedicated to the coiffeured canines, (I know if you add “ed” to a French word it’s not the past tense. I’m making shit up.) but still. Back to my point. I also need more babies in wigs pictures. … Read more…

Nose Deep

It’s National Reading Day. I’m not kidding. This is the superbowl for nerds. It’s making me think all sorts of inappropriate thoughts involving book husbands, wooly socks, coffee, and a night light. By the way, reading my blog totally counts. Here’s a fun fact: I am a “food blogger.” (ish. I blog recipes, but discuss … Read more…

Best of Books and the Pantsless Viewing Pleasure.

It’s 12/31 and I’m JUST NOW sitting down to write my “best reads and watches of 2013”. Why, you ask? Because I’ve been incredibly busy with my regular job/school/life/stuff. Here’s the thing. I didn’t see many movies in the theatre this year, which sucks, but it was just logistically difficult. Much like getting PMS boobs … Read more…