WHY CAN’T YOU JUST HIT THE TOILET?!?!??!

Last night I was in a BodyPump class labeled “intense.” I am a freak, so I was excited. I had no idea what “intense” meant, but I was eager to try it out. As it turned out, it meant that 3 people in my class would BOOK IT TO THE BATHROOM TO PUKE!!! Just like … Read more…

Your Butt is Backwards

Happy Labor Day Weekend!!!!! It’s the perfect day to head to the park in my mostly Russian and Chinese neighborhood and people/Elijah watch! What are your plans? I have a mid length run tonight, bodypump tomorrow and the elliptical! I was also invited to a naughty toy/lingerie party my friend is throwing. This is hysterical … Read more…

Celebrity Smackdown

Yes, I worked out yesterday (4 quick mi on the dreadmill) Yes, we ate a healthful dinner (lighter macaroni and cheese and a HUGE barely any lettuce salad) YES, I am finishing up my cupboard organization, but what I am REALLY excited about is the line up for “Semi-Famous and/or Washed Up Quasi-Celebs do the … Read more…

USA! USA! USA!

How flipping exciting is it that the US Women’s Soccer Team is going to the  finals? We’re up against Japan, who I can only assume, will request samurai blades to fall upon after we DOMINATE them. (Don’t you love my use of “we” here? As if I am a member of the team? Let me … Read more…