Keanu Reeves is Incapable of Mind Control

Just an FYI, “Bram Stokers Dracula”, featuring Winona Ryder, does NOT hold up to time. For many years, I couldn’t understand why it was so universally panned by critics and viewers everywhere. I grew up loving that movie. I would argue “It’s just a misunderstood guy, trying to re-capture the woman of his dreams!!!” Re-capture being … Read more…

Finding Naked Michael Fassbender

It’s genetics. I can’t help it. my eye color my hair color my un-tame-able fro my flat ass my cankles my odd hazel/gold/brown eyes my goose neck my sarcastic personality what isn’t genetics my choice to sometimes oftentimes eat the wrong thing my choice to move my body every day my love of Doctor Who … Read more…

Opus Dentist

Did everyone watch the Emmy Awards last night???? Who was your favorite? Personally, I LOVED Claire Dane’s yellow gown that delicately accented her tiny baby bump! I also really loved Nicole Kidman’s dress, but I think someone cryogenically froze her face years before death. I didn’t know you were supposed to do that. She is … Read more…

Steinbeck Would Hurl Apples at Honey Boo Boo

It’s September 11th. I am not going to go into a long story about the anniversary today. I’ll simply stop, and say thank you to so many who served my city, and my country, on that day, and the days that followed. On to happier subjects. Zippity doo-dah happy. Michael Fassbender shirtless, and serving me … Read more…