The Bigger the Foot, the Luckier You Are.

Happy Saturday!!! It’s total crap weather in NYC, we’re a week away from Easter and Passover. My friends are a mixed bag of Jewish/Christian/not otherwise specified and actors who pray at the church of Equinox. This means next weekend is super duper fun and busy. We’re doing Good Friday/Holy Saturday/Seder and Easter Sunday!! The bunny … Read more…

Merry Drapermas!

Merry Drapermas! Tonight should be an official holiday. A holiday where we celebrate with bribery, liquid lunches, cocktail parties, pearls, high-waisted skirts, and less-than-virtuous experiences with ad men that are recently separated from their batshit crazy wives. Sounds like a good time to me. Please pass the gin, and delicious, gray eyed, Don Draper (mix … Read more…

Getting In Bed With Don Draper

Happy Vernal Equinox! Get outside and go for a walk! (gas is too damn expensive to drive.) I really think we could solve our energy crisis if we could somehow harness all the hot air the politicians are producing on the primary trail. I think we could power Vegas for a year. I also think … Read more…

Taking Barbiturates to Survive the Arena

Currently, I am the worst wife ever. I was supposed to pre-order the ipad for the cop, and I was unable to get through to Apple.com for a few days, so I gave up. Apparently, my poor, poor husband won’t be getting his ipad (and I won’t be getting mine) until April. I guess I’ll … Read more…