Taking Barbiturates to Survive the Arena

Currently, I am the worst wife ever. I was supposed to pre-order the ipad for the cop, and I was unable to get through to Apple.com for a few days, so I gave up. Apparently, my poor, poor husband won’t be getting his ipad (and I won’t be getting mine) until April. I guess I’ll … Read more…

Driving into Doomsday in the Pussy Wagon.

This past weekend was batshit crazy. Friday was headshots, Saturday was shopping, cleaning, and rehearsals ALL day, and Sunday was Elijah’s 4th birthday party. Elijah’s desire for a Kung Fu birthday party couldn’t have made the cop happier. This meant one thing to the cop–Chinese food–and a lot of it. Traditional Chinese food is QUITE … Read more…