Groupon’s Gone to Crap

Every morning, I anxiously await my email from Groupon and LivingSocial and Scoutmob. Generally a good deal, and often, a good time. Today was a real winner. Today, I woke up and saw THIS. What.The.Fridge.(you can’t say “fudge” here, as it would be too gross) You, yes YOU, can get a thorough pipe scrubbing at … Read more…

WHY CAN’T YOU JUST HIT THE TOILET?!?!??!

Last night I was in a BodyPump class labeled “intense.” I am a freak, so I was excited. I had no idea what “intense” meant, but I was eager to try it out. As it turned out, it meant that 3 people in my class would BOOK IT TO THE BATHROOM TO PUKE!!! Just like … Read more…