CAKE FOR EVERYONE!!

My Peanut is home. She is acting like herself and playing with her big brother and sitting in her beloved exersaucer. She lost 4 oz of weight while she was sick, so we are now on “Operation Calories”. Last night’s dinner consisted of liquid vitamins whirred up in a chocolate ovaltine, Justin’s chocolate almond butter, … Read more…

Being A Badass Manatee.

I admire people who take time to do their jobs well. Whether it’s a doorperson, or cop, or red mango raspberry placer. The last one is really the most important. If you are a fro-yo fan you know just how wiley those bitches can be. They’ll fall right the hell off of your yogurt. Not … Read more…

My Own Obesity Epidemic

Sorry for the mucho late post, but I met up with my family at a local breakfast place. In typical midwestern style, they served each of us enough food to feed a small, inpoverished nation, thereby making me feel both guilty and sick. There may be starving people in foreign countries, but we’re going to … Read more…

Drunk and Blindfolded at Breakfast.

Reminder. If you haven’t entered my drawing yet, DO EEEET!! Welcome to the latest edition of What I Ate Wednesday, EVER. I told myself I would just lay my head down for a minute longer because the kids were asleep. This of course, meant I would sleep for another 1.5 hours in complete and total … Read more…

Amazon One-Click Was Designed for Winos.

Today-was a whirlwind. So after much working and running around, I was friggen spent. How on G-d’s green earth people manage to work a gajillion hours a day, come home, cook, clean, and take care of the kids is beyond me. My many, many family trips to Meldrum’s restaurant in my hometown make sooooo much … Read more…