Jeez I’m tired of the Royal Wedding Scones.

But I am DYING to see her dress. I don’t know if it’s because I eloped, but I am OBSESSED with wedding gowns. I was in love with Princess Grace’s dress, poured over pictures of it as a child. I loathed Princess Diana’s. I admit to a sick fascination with Dennis Rodman’s. I can’t wait … Read more…

Chocolate Silk Pie–Today’s Workout.

For the pie itself, I used this recipe. For the crusts (as these are 4 mini pies) I put one sleeve of thin mint cookies into the food processor and ground it up, added 2 tablespoons of melted butter, put them in the pans and baked! Oh.Mah.Gawsh. I am amazed I never thought of this … Read more…

All I want for Mother’s Day is to go into labor… and “Treme”

Three different people have asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day. I have only one answer; childbirth. I am SO OVER being pregnant you cannot possibly imagine. Between my hyperemesis, anemia, vertigo, and other lovelies, I AM DONEZO. I am also extremely anxious to see what this little one looks like. Will she have … Read more…