Caviar is a Choking Hazard

Back to work. Back to routine. It’s lovely. Right now, I have a sleeping baby on my chest, a boy plying with his imaginary dinosaur friend named, “Freckle”, and the “Today” show on. This may be TMI, but I am not drinking coffee this morning, instead opting for fenugreek tea and skim milk with ovaltine. … Read more…

Chocolate Man Roses

GO METS!!! So what if they had a ohmahgawd awful, terrible, most horrific less than stellar season. They still have a few more games this year!! Dang it! If someone hands you free tickets right behind first base, you damn well go! You ignore the fact that the dude behind you failed the “sure? UNsure” … Read more…

Sexpot or Stockpot?

Yesterday, Tim, the kids, and I had planned to go to Sesame Place. We booked a hotel ACROSS THE STREET from Sesame, got Elijah all amped up about Sesame Place, packed clothes for Sesame place. The weekend came around and it was cold. Not cool; cold. In the 50’s. We showed Elijah the other rides … Read more…