Sweet, Arse Flavored Soap.

Ten things I dislike about today The Peanut is sick. I *think* it may just be teething, but either way… January Joiners. My gym was PUH-ACKED today. Trust me when I tell you, none of them got the memo on gym etiquette. (just when you think you’re wearing enough deodorant, add more, don’t use more … Read more…

Did Kim Jong Il Like Cottage Cheese?

I am in sugar overload. I seriously do not even want to think about eating one more cookie. I have made 30 batches of cookies since the beginning of November. I seriously can’t wait until there isn’t one more cookie to be baked. I obviously have many dozens to bake tonight and tomorrow night. I … Read more…

Don’t Shoot Off Your Own Ween.

Dear Me, yesterday stunk. Lo siento for lack of afternoon or evening post. The cop and I switched back to cable because we kept losing DirectTv reception and they almost doubled our bill for less channels, so we ended up saving a crap ton of money going with Cablevision. Installation took forever. Yay. I missed … Read more…

A Good Way To Get Pinkeye.

Oh, holiday weekends, how I love thee. I don’t love how you make my gym close at mother trucking 5 pm!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY. WHY!?!?!? When Chris Columbus was busy pillaging did he also state that treadmills should be shut down and BodyPump should disappear? I AM PRETTY SURE TREADMILLS DIDN’T EVEN EXIST. I think the best … Read more…