Spending A Lot of Money To Look Like a Douche.

I often have a hard time believing that people have more pre-holiday traditions other than arguing about which way to make the sweet potato casserole and who has to sit next to creepy Uncle Al. (no one ever found out WHAT that was in his chest freezer, and why does he have a Bill Clinton … Read more…

Adopt a Mullet.

Could the weather be any more craptastic? Outside it looks like a tribe of a thousand dead cats are peeing on earth from ASPCA heaven.  I don’t know why they chose to piss on Brooklyn, we adopt EVERYTHING. Cats, children, hipster trends, farms, peculiar causes. If you slap an “adopt me” sign on it, SOMEONE … Read more…

Socks With Sandals and other awesomeness

Yesterday was sooooo busy. I have said it before, and I’ll say it again, my favorite workout is a nice long walk with Avalee in the Ergo baby carrier. A few hours of that, and you really feel it! Especially if your purse/diaper bag happens to be as heavy as mine. She also will giggle … Read more…

I Rocked It Like A Hurricane.

Irene was much like a houseguest you don’t like. You buy too much food for it, when she leaves your house is a mess, and you drink too much coffee just to stave off the headache she gives you. Elijah and I did love going out in the very beginning of the storm and hopping … Read more…