Being Eaten by Tiny Predators

This post would’ve been up way earlier if a: I hadn’t been busy EATING the products of this post, and b: I hadn’t been watching videos of cats doing flips and chasing red lights on youtube. By the way, watching the way they WANT TO KILL A LASER POINTER, reaffirms my fact that they are … Read more…

You Put a Banana Where?

You know the scene in EVERY horror movie where the lead comes into a room where a bloodbath has taken place and her eyes dart around the room in horrified fashion? This was me this morning. I took Elijah into the living room with me to have some milk and coffee and to settle together … Read more…

Hot and Sexy.

Isn’t that how YOU feel about the perfect egg sandwich? 2 organic eggs, over medium, slice of Sargento reduced fat pepper jack, fiber-one whole grain honey wheat bread, salt, pepper, Franks Red Hot. Perfect. Just perfect. Elijah’s lunch was a wonderful smoothie. Chobani honey yogurt, half of a cold, baked sweet potato, half of a … Read more…

What happens if it’s getting hot in here and you already don’t have any clothes on?

You put your clothes back on and you go to the beach-or the mall with the Dave and Busters. Definitely one or the other. And you stroll the aisles of the mall until your feet fall off, go see a movie, play 49573945 rounds of skee-ball and big game hunter, drink another gallon of water, … Read more…

Winning. (Not the really dumb Charlie Sheen kind)

Attune: To become aware or harmonious. To bring into accord; see also, awesome. supah dupah, yes, be jealous. I love breakfast. I have been a breakfast eater since day one. Granted, for a time, I fell into the unhealthy habit of picking up Burger King or MaryAnn’s Donuts and coffee for breky on my way … Read more…