New Year, New You, New Crapload of Stupid Diets!

I can’t even begin to tell you how many emails I have recieved promising my readers “awesome weight loss” or “a whole new perspective on getting healthy”. It’s friggen comical. Every mother trucking television show this morning revolved around getting organized, losing weight, quitting smoking, etc. Let’s start small. (stop me if you’ve heard that … Read more…

Snoop Dog and the Captain and Tennille

Being in NYC, I see it all at the gym, naked ladies eating protein bars, Brooklyn stereotypes staring, grunting, and “showing off,” (seriously guys? This is NOT impressive to any of us, you just look douchier and more likely to carry an STD.) Generally, I’m not annoyed with any of it. Live your la vida … Read more…

Groupon’s Gone to Crap

Every morning, I anxiously await my email from Groupon and LivingSocial and Scoutmob. Generally a good deal, and often, a good time. Today was a real winner. Today, I woke up and saw THIS. What.The.Fridge.(you can’t say “fudge” here, as it would be too gross) You, yes YOU, can get a thorough pipe scrubbing at … Read more…

Your Butt is Backwards

Happy Labor Day Weekend!!!!! It’s the perfect day to head to the park in my mostly Russian and Chinese neighborhood and people/Elijah watch! What are your plans? I have a mid length run tonight, bodypump tomorrow and the elliptical! I was also invited to a naughty toy/lingerie party my friend is throwing. This is hysterical … Read more…