I Want To Glue Feathers on My Fanny.

I woke up earlier than usual this morning thanks to having this in my face at the break of dawn. Your husband gave me a cheap walk because it was raining. She was apparently feeling very neglected. It turns out she didn’t want to play with me at all, she wanted to play with them.Since … Read more…

Drunk and Blindfolded at Breakfast.

Reminder. If you haven’t entered my drawing yet, DO EEEET!! Welcome to the latest edition of What I Ate Wednesday, EVER. I told myself I would just lay my head down for a minute longer because the kids were asleep. This of course, meant I would sleep for another 1.5 hours in complete and total … Read more…