Caviar is a Choking Hazard

Back to work. Back to routine. It’s lovely. Right now, I have a sleeping baby on my chest, a boy plying with his imaginary dinosaur friend named, “Freckle”, and the “Today” show on. This may be TMI, but I am not drinking coffee this morning, instead opting for fenugreek tea and skim milk with ovaltine. … Read more…

Sweet, Arse Flavored Soap.

Ten things I dislike about today The Peanut is sick. I *think* it may just be teething, but either way… January Joiners. My gym was PUH-ACKED today. Trust me when I tell you, none of them got the memo on gym etiquette. (just when you think you’re wearing enough deodorant, add more, don’t use more … Read more…

Don’t Lay Your Hands On Their Ladybodies.

Here’s the thing, if you are going to hit on someone buying “nursing support” and prenatal vitamins at the GNC; while buying yourself Cytomax and AbCutter and UberPriceyIfeelImportant Creatine and Protein powder, you might have an issue. (He actually complimented me on my choice of vitamins!) If you then, get on your Huffy and ride … Read more…