Witchcraft and Oil Wrestling

Today is one of those days I wish someone served me breakfast in bed. A big bowl of ibuprofen laden oatmeal. If I were Sam on “Bewitched”, today would be the day I’d say “To Hell with Darren, I’m using my magic all.damn.day”. Also, I don’t think Darren should have squelched her magic. First; their … Read more…

The Oscar is Awarded to The Unicorn.

I must have kissed a unicorn or helped some old lady that I forgot about, or sold my soul to the devil, because the kids let me sleep in. I slept right up until the Oscar nominations. I watch them every year, and if I’m working, I tivo them. I know they’re utterly showy and … Read more…

New Year, New You, New Crapload of Stupid Diets!

I can’t even begin to tell you how many emails I have recieved promising my readers “awesome weight loss” or “a whole new perspective on getting healthy”. It’s friggen comical. Every mother trucking television show this morning revolved around getting organized, losing weight, quitting smoking, etc. Let’s start small. (stop me if you’ve heard that … Read more…

It Rubs the Pumpkin on Its Skin!!!

Here’s my thought. A lot of old school nursery rhymes are really friggen creepy. “Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water; Jack fell down and broke his crown; and Jill came tumbling after.” Chores=head injury “Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall; Humpty Dumpty had a great fall; All the … Read more…