Hef’s Grandgirlfrienddaughters.

People ask me on a near daily basis how it is that I maintain my 175lb weight loss. There is no magic bullet. No pill I take that makes it all go away. To put it simply, I watch what I eat like a mother loving hawk, using a food tracking app, keeping things out … Read more…

It Rubs the Pumpkin on Its Skin!!!

Here’s my thought. A lot of old school nursery rhymes are really friggen creepy. “Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water; Jack fell down and broke his crown; and Jill came tumbling after.” Chores=head injury “Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall; Humpty Dumpty had a great fall; All the … Read more…

Will You Marry Me in Canada?

Today was deemed an “Oatmeal Day” by my three year old. Even though it’s hot as balls outside, it was nice and cool in here. You see, here in the NE we crank the AC at about 70 degrees. We are a hearty people and enjoy a good chill in the air. I actually think … Read more…

Mothers are Thieves.

Dear Elijah and Hot Chelle Rae, I have have to hear “there’s a party on the rooftop, top of the world” (Tonight, Tonight) one more time, I will jump off of the rooftop. The song was fun the first 943753496x, but now, I just want it to end. At least there’s a corresponding dance to … Read more…

Celebrity Smackdown

Yes, I worked out yesterday (4 quick mi on the dreadmill) Yes, we ate a healthful dinner (lighter macaroni and cheese and a HUGE barely any lettuce salad) YES, I am finishing up my cupboard organization, but what I am REALLY excited about is the line up for “Semi-Famous and/or Washed Up Quasi-Celebs do the … Read more…