What What? A 125 calorie Watermelon Mintarita?

Oh how I love Independence Day. We get grilled foods, sweets, and red, white, and blue themed cakes. There is the off-chance you’ll lose a limb. Someone may get too tipsy and fall into a giant bowl of potato salad. You know, THE FREAKING FOURTH! I still don’t want my arse to spread, or lose … Read more…