Leave the Bees. Take the Honey.

Me: “what do you want for lunch?” The Captain : “Peanut butter and honey” Me: “what else?” The Captain: “on fish bread” Me: “ok, anything else?” The Captain: “make the fish bread crunchy in the toaster” Me: “fish don’t like hot, dry places” The Captain: “It doesn’t matter what fish bread likes. You’re a silly … Read more…

WEINERGATE! TRESSELGATE!! DIAPERGATE!!!

    Man alive, this weekend was positively replete with scandal! It was also scandal from my current home of almost a decade (NYC) and my childhood home of Ohio! Both had twitter a flitter with great jokes and commentary I didn't particularly care about. It was great!     Here's the thing. I really don't think … Read more…