On Writing. (On “I Stole That Title From Stephen King Because He Hasn’t Adopted Me, Yet.”)

I’ve been absent. I know, you’re sad. I’m sad, too. Alas, I was getting used to my new life. Alas, I have a new superfood sushi with spicy sauce recipe for you–and some bitching, so, gird yer loins. So, I’m kind of a big deal. Just kidding! I’ve just taken a position as a staff … Read more…

Drunk and Blindfolded at Breakfast.

Reminder. If you haven’t entered my drawing yet, DO EEEET!! Welcome to the latest edition of What I Ate Wednesday, EVER. I told myself I would just lay my head down for a minute longer because the kids were asleep. This of course, meant I would sleep for another 1.5 hours in complete and total … Read more…