Setting Britney Spears on Fire.

Wow, the weather is a real crap show, isn’t it? I suppose my Texas readers don’t really want to hear about us getting MORE rain, but there you have it. We have floods, you have drought, the military now has gays. One of these things is AWESOME. Guess which? I’ll tell you one thing, gays … Read more…

Happiness is Hula Hooping and Hummus.

I know we have all complained about how mother flipping hot it is outside, and how we’re all stuck inside, and even the gym is too hot to go to. We are all a bunch of pansy ass whiners. Seriously. Whiny little bitches. I’m going to make the best of being stuck inside for a … Read more…

Winning. (Not the really dumb Charlie Sheen kind)

Attune: To become aware or harmonious. To bring into accord; see also, awesome. supah dupah, yes, be jealous. I love breakfast. I have been a breakfast eater since day one. Granted, for a time, I fell into the unhealthy habit of picking up Burger King or MaryAnn’s Donuts and coffee for breky on my way … Read more…